filed under: #always   

As my depression from unemployment continues I’m going to distract myself and refuse to be an adult and play skyrim until I can’t feel responsibilities anymore.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

filed under: #fuck off   #shay mitchell   

thrace-:

Hello is this police I have committed a crime please send your freckliest officer to arrest me.

filed under: #kelley o'hara   
Ask yourself what is really important and then have the courage to build your life around your answer.

B. Scott (via quoteessential)

Damn

(via serenade-mysoul);

seraphimkin:

censwh0re:

everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying

image

IT’S HERE

filed under: #omg   #it's really there   #what   
me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*
filed under: #literally me   

wavesbreaking:

boygirlparty:

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

this is all too much

bana-nancy:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

wait what

@theme