dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

5bi5:

Source x

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

cereal before milk.

are there people who put milk in first??

inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.

Washington Spirit vs Portland Thorns - May 19th, 2013

gingersincardiff:

i fucking love fanfiction like it literally caters for every need, whether you’re wanting 2k of cute couples snuggling on the sofa, a thing of epic length with an awesome plot or a piece of writing that is literally just pages of your favourite characters banging each other whoever invented fanfiction is my fave

mewis if that is your boyfriend wow congrats

if he isn’t your boyfriend go and get that